Nipple Rings Pose Threat to National Security
Mandi Hamlin was handed a pair of pliers and told to remove her nipple rings before boarding a plane, according to attorney Gloria Allred. In a news conference on 27 March 2008, Allred said Hamlin was forced by the Transportation Security Administration on 24 February 2008 in Texas. (For those who don't know, Texas is a part of the United States, although some Texans insist it's the other way round.)
We didn't realize nipple rings posed such a threat. We can't imagine any way you could hurt someone with nipple rings, unless you made them swallow.
But if nipple rings are such a threat, surely false teeth are. You could bite someone with false teeth! Maybe we should make every passenger remove anything that could be potentially dangerous before boarding a plane.
If nipple rings are dangerous, surely wedding rings are. What about a watch? A terrorist could use a watch band to strangle a child, or a little person. And what about a false leg? You know terrorists would willingly cut off their own leg so they could replace it with a false one, and then hit people over the head with it.
Come to think of it, if false teeth are dangerous, what about real ones? Maybe everyone should be given a pair of pliers to pull out their real teeth, not to mention fingernails and toenails. And it false legs are dangerous, what about real legs and arms? And speaking of dangerous body parts, if we want to be certain a man can't rape a woman....
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