Reverend Loveshade's Predictions for 2011
* The AMERICAN CONGRESS will work very hard to get very little done.
* Something long-lost by a MAJOR ARTIST will be revealed.
* A scandal will rock the BRITISH GOVERNMENT. The color purple will be involved.
* The AMERICAN ECONOMY will show significant improvement; Democrats will claim it's because of their fine work, while Republicans will claim it's because of improvements made while George W. Bush was still president.
* BARACK OBAMA will once again be shown to qualify to be U. S. President. Many people, especially those who watch Fox News, won't believe it.
* The BBC will have a major, career-destroying scandal.
* A male BRITISH ICON of purity and wholesomeness will be caught with his hand somewhere people don't think it belongs; i.e., in someone else's pocket.
* A female AMERICAN ICON of purity and wholesomeness will be caught exposing a portion of her anatomy that the prudish will not think should be exposed.
* Former American President BILL CLINTON will receive an award nobody in their right mind would have expected him to receive when e was president.
* The Law that DEATHS ALWAYS HAPPEN IN FIVES will once again be proven this year. At least of those deaths will be unexpected, a famous singer, and a famous actor.
* A major figure in the MIDDLE EAST will be violently killed.
* A WORLD-KNOWN FIGURE will admit a Discordian connection.
* A long-awaited for DISCORDIAN TOME will finally be published. There will be much rejoicing.
Comments
Some of us are going to be keeping track. Don't think we'll forget.
Posted by: Tom T. Trucker | January 1, 2011 07:03 PM
You did great in 2010. Let's see how you do in 2011!
Posted by: TawTew the Naturally Perfumed | January 2, 2011 05:42 AM
One of your predictions already came true. Bill Clinton just got named Person of the Year by PETA. Amazing!
Posted by: Dharma | January 3, 2011 03:11 AM
Revy Love is truly amazing! :D
Posted by: Princess Unicornia | January 3, 2011 06:20 AM
If the predictions ain't true,
then we'll all feel blue.
But if they really happen
we'll be happy rappin'.
Posted by: MJ Lover | January 4, 2011 04:29 AM
So be it
Posted by: Vernon Avaritt | January 4, 2011 02:26 PM
We'll see what happens! It's fun predicting the future and seeing if it comes true. I predict Discordian American Princess Miley Ray Cyrus will have another minor scandal. But it won't really be any big deal.
Posted by: Marie Gilbert | January 4, 2011 05:27 PM
"There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch." Deuteronomy 18:10
Telling the future belongs to God and God's prophets, not to men.
Posted by: Christian Andy | January 5, 2011 06:08 PM
I don't care what people say. I love Revy Love!
Posted by: Blue Moon | January 7, 2011 08:08 PM
Andy, does that mean economists aren't following God because they predict the economy? Or meterologists because they predict the weather? Or people who predict elections?
Posted by: Marie Gilbert | January 8, 2011 06:08 AM
Where's your predictions of stock prices? I just inherited $50,000,000 from a person I never heard of in Nigeria. I need to know how to invest my money.
Posted by: Priestess Chandra Ahole | January 8, 2011 10:38 AM
Has anybody really looked at the predictions? These could be said any year and be true! Assuming you changed the name of the president, et al. Rev. Loveshade is playing with your people's minds and you're taking him seriously. Sad, sad, sad.
Posted by: Rev. Bootie | January 11, 2011 06:00 PM
I bet Miley is on that list. She should slow down. Now smoking that junk!!!
Posted by: Fast Man | January 14, 2011 03:17 AM
想睇最睇環保新聞可以去呢度~~~~
Posted by: GREEN IDEA | February 23, 2011 05:08 AM