Are We Pregnant?
This month on The Loveshade Family Blog, TawTew the Naturally Perfumed had a question. 'I have a question.' See, I told you. 'I see two pictures of pregnant girls in a row on this blog and one on the loveshade.org home page. I have to be curious why? Something going on? ;)'
Well...all right. Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild member Olivia aka Ms. Candy Monkey aka Miss Monkey Candy is, according to a doctor and thesaurus.com, abundant, anticipating, carrying a child, enceinte, expectant, fecund, fertile, fraught, fruitful, gestating, gravid, heavy, hopeful, in family way, parous, parturient, preggers, productive, prolific, replete, teeming, with child. That's right, the lad is harboring a growing parasite, probably of human origin. In short, pregnant.
Of course that leaves the obvious question for the developing fetus, 'Who's your Daddy?' No amniocentesis or CVS test has been performed, so I can't rule out the possibility of ALIEN IMPREGNATION. Hey, I've seen it happen on The Sims. And on X-Files. And the founding vice-president and first Order of the Pineapple honoree is named Alien (hmm). But there's an 85.37 percent chance the father is...well, let me put it this way. I am currently known as Reverend Loveshade but am considering changing my name to Father Loveshade.
Goddess help us all.
Opinions expressed by a member of The Loveshade Family do not necessarily reflect the views or fecund state of the entire family.
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Comments
That's great and congratulations! The world needs another Discordian!
Posted by: Princess Unicornia and Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko | January 18, 2011 05:38 AM
I was right! Well congratulations. I'm sure you'll be a fine father. You still have your innner child, and good parents need that!
Posted by: TawTew the Naturally Perfumed | January 19, 2011 07:52 AM
Mazeltov!!!
Posted by: Vernon Avaritt | January 20, 2011 06:16 PM
Reverend Loveshade having a baby? What can I say. Take good care of the kid, don't let him play in the street, don't spoil him, don't spare the rod, and get someone else to change those diapers.
Posted by: Tom T. Trucker | January 20, 2011 08:38 PM
A baby? That's awesome! It's good to get a test before you wait any longer. There's a lot of things they can test for. Congratulations!
Posted by: Marie Gilbert | January 21, 2011 05:21 AM
This is awesome. A miracle. Will Revy Love be headed to the altar?
Posted by: Pope Susie | January 23, 2011 05:59 AM
We thought Olivia looked a little broad around the belly. Marvelous. Thanks for doing our wedding! Fantastic. Already missing the honeymoon. When will it be posted? Love you both.
Mistress C.B. and Labial Dentist
Married 31 Dec. or 1 Jan. who can tell?
Posted by: Mistress C.B. | January 23, 2011 02:20 PM
I don't usually post here, but heard the news. Great news, I hope for you both. Haven't had the pleasure of meeting Olvia, but Reverend Loveshade is great with kids and will be a fun father for a kid to have. Us of Purple Ferrets Nest of the Shamlicht Kids Club are with you on this. The nestlings miss you, and so do we nesters. This is for all of us at Purple Ferrets Nest, including some new members you haven't met. Will get info to you for posting in your Snooze Letter.
Posted by: Shamlicht Al | January 24, 2011 02:47 AM
Being a mamma is TOUGH business but worth it.. Best of luck.
Posted by: Cuddly Jo | January 24, 2011 02:53 AM
To birth a child is to embrace disorder. Sex breeds sex, les enfants sauvages eventually reproduce themselves. You cannot determine their destiny; cannot harness--but for a time--or control. Conciousness is constructed in the womb, and play begins here. Congratulations.
Posted by: Hakim Bey | January 25, 2011 08:20 AM
You're bringing a new life into the world. Wonderful. Love it, feed it, hold it, clean it.
Posted by: Dharma | January 26, 2011 04:16 AM
OMG! They said the world was going to end in 2012. Now its June 2011 with this:
REVEREND LOVESHADE A FATHER?
Godess help you indeed.
But good luck.
Posted by: Rev. Bootie | January 26, 2011 08:35 PM
Don't go crazy,
they're having a baby.
It's not a mortal sin,
It's Discordian.
Posted by: MJ Lover | January 28, 2011 03:20 AM
Tell me this doesn't mean Revy Love's no longer available??? There's so many girls who haven't had a chance to meet you yet. :(
And for goodness sake come back to Texas. We're stuck here with you know who.
Posted by: The T & A Show | January 28, 2011 01:35 PM
Reverend Loveshade a father? Wonderful. I know some of us at peedy cabal like spewing vitriol and hate, but I'm not one of them. I won't post the handle I use there though. You're one of the very few Discordians who does Discordian things for kids, you and Nigel.
Becoming a daddy doesn't mean getting married, but if you're thinking about it you can check these sites. I am so happy for you both.
http://webspace.webring.com/people/eg/greymist08/wedding.html
http://offbeatbride.com/2007/05/your-wedding-is-not-a-contest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q14jJTIVoFo
http://discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/themary/marywed/
Posted by: mome somebody | January 28, 2011 01:49 PM
Pregnancy is awesome for no operation breast enlargement! :P
Fantastic news I'm very happy. My little Deliah is doing great even though she's a poop factory. It would be awesome if you put our photo on the cover of the ED!
Alicia of Wunderkind
Posted by: Goldie Bear | January 30, 2011 04:50 PM
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Posted by: J.J. | January 31, 2011 11:08 AM
A baby? Great!
Posted by: Marcus CGI | January 31, 2011 11:39 AM
THat's fantabulous! Great news! So cool!
Now go buy stock in diapers! lol
Posted by: Sister Creamy | January 31, 2011 02:57 PM
"And she brought forth her first born son, and lay him in a manger, for there was not room for them at the Inn."
Please, even in gest, do not call a baby a parasite. A baby is a human being, even in the womb, and a precious gift of God.
I hope you will lead your son or daughter in the right path, the path that leads to Jesus.
Colngratulations.
Posted by: Christian Andy | February 1, 2011 07:48 AM
Yeah Revy Love! Excellent. Somebody should add something to your article on Uncyclopedia! I'm not there because I had so many log-in problems. I really miss it. But maybe I'll add something to your other articles. I know some things about you most peeps don't know! ;)
Maybe if its a girl you could name her Miley? Or a boy could be Miles.
Posted by: Miley Spears | February 1, 2011 09:02 AM
Very engaging! Rev. Loveshade a father who would think it? Wonderful news.
Sister Esoterica
shown nude in painting by TawTew the Naturally Perfumed
discordia dot loveshade.org/xtra/archive/imittens_07_screen.pdf
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Does it seem a little crazy to anyone that we don't make a direct link from here to a page that's part of loveshade.org? It seems weird to us. But the discordia.loveshade.org website has a disclaimer which the link above bypasses. The magazine contains what some would consider to be "mature" material of an adult nature. So if you're "mature" and want to see "mature" subject matter substitute a "." for the " dot " in the link.
Posted by: Sister Esoterica | February 2, 2011 02:08 PM
After the baby's born don't forget to have a Discordian baptism. Im good at baptising and wll offer my services for a small fee. Although I'd settle for a video of conception.
Posted by: Pope Gregray | February 5, 2011 08:36 AM
Reverend Loveshade is a son of a bitch, so his wife is probably a bitch. As they're having a child, they should appreciate this link on how to potty train a puppy.
Bitch's are cool! Congrats!
Posted by: Queen Bitch | February 7, 2011 01:25 AM
Right on Brother, great father, nice mother, fantastic kid. one in a million. :)
Posted by: Lucy in the Sky | February 7, 2011 03:49 PM
また読みに来ます。
Posted by: おと | February 19, 2011 07:30 PM
Another Loveshade? World beware!
Posted by: Doctor Scatology | March 8, 2011 07:06 PM
What we need is a good conception video. Here's how it works. Conception, love, honeymoon, cohabitation. Don't get married and you can't get divorced.
And where's the updates?
Posted by: Rev. Bootie | March 14, 2011 03:36 PM
Reverend Loveshade, I can't guarantee anything but I am a big fan of your work and respect and admire you. I know you're open minded so I'll just say it. I want to have a baby but I am not involved with anyone. Perhaps we could talk?
Posted by: BB | May 28, 2011 02:34 AM
I just saw your post the babie's coming. Congrats and good luck!
Posted by: Pope Bob Jr. | June 10, 2011 09:07 PM
Je veux devenir enceinte par vous, Révérend Loveshade. Je t'aime et voulez avoir votre bébé.
Posted by: Marie fou de Paris | June 14, 2011 02:18 PM
Revy Love knows how to make a girl pregnant! lol
Remember me, Ginger? I finally got enough courage to post my pics online. No sex but sexy! Please check them out.
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Yes, Ginger, how could I ever forget you? You are missed, certainly. That's great you posted pics, but because of the prudish nature of this site we had to take off the direct link to your modeling.
For those who want to see Ginger, here's a link to one of Ginger's pics that could appear on both American and British television:
http://photos.teenplanet.org/cache/images/atomicfrog/Dromeus/My%20Pose%20Sessions/6ee8dcc7bbd2dc118407681672a99355.jpg
If you want links to the rest, email me.
-- R. L.
Posted by: Ginger Alice | June 14, 2011 09:31 PM
Some body is luckly to be pregnant by Revy Love. That is a true dream. I want to have a baby. I am know how to do it but do not have children.
Posted by: Priestess Angela | June 15, 2011 04:14 AM
You know about half the Discordian American Princesses want to have your baby. You should start a service! ;)
Posted by: Princess Mer Rae | June 24, 2011 05:56 PM