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After that, you can move to the next step.  Remember that the same God-blessed U. S. Constitution that gives the rights of freedom of speech and religion in the first amendment also gives the right to bear arms in the second.  I think you know what I'm talking about.

I also applaud church members for supporting the rights of others to protest outside family funerals.  In order to demonstrate the strength of your faith, I pray to God that protesters demonstrate outside funerals of everyone who attends Westboro Baptist Church so you can demonstrate your love of God.  I can see the signs, "Thank God for Dead Baptists," "You're Going to Hell," "God Hates Christians/Support Killing Christians in the Middle East."  I hope that, in order to show your great love of God, no one in your church will have a funeral service in peace.  Maybe you'll be so blessed that everywhere you go, people will scream these messages at you.  That will make a wonderful witness to the world.

While some heathens who are destined to burn in eternal torment may say, "just because it's legal doesn't mean it's right," we know differently.  America is a God-fearing, Christian nation, and as Godly Americans we should exercise our full rights no matter how many people we hurt or how many lives we destroy.  Doesn't the Bible say we should follow the law?  All American Christians should live by the motto, "If it's legal, it's right."

Yes, some versions of the Bible have twisted Jesus' works to make it look like HE said "love your neighbor as yourself."  Some have even twisted it to look like, when someone asked him, "who is my neighbor?" HE pointed to the Samaritans who were hated by the Jews.  Do they really believe Jesus said we should love and help those who disagree with us?  Such a deception of Satan!

Some so-called Christians even say, "hate the sin, love the sinner."  Blasphemy!  We know Jesus never intended us to love sinners.  Some of those Satanic twisted versions of the Bible seem to imply that HE spent time helping sinners including thieves and even demon-spawned sex offenders like fornicators, prostitutes, and masturbators.  Some imply that HE said things like, "your sins are forgiven" and "go and sin no more."  Some covered in filthy lies seem to imply that HE actually emphasized forgiveness and correction over condemnation and violence.  Some even claim he healed sinners!  But we know that's not true.  He came to help pure and holy people, not to save sinners.

Let us hope that, through Westboro Baptist Church, we can speed up sending all those heathens deceived by Satan (non-Baptists) to burn forever in eternal torment in Hell.  Everyone who's deceived by any con artist, from the frail and confused elderly woman who lives alone to the naive young child, deserves to be burned by God.  It doesn't matter if they believe they're doing the right thing; those who are fooled must be punished eternally.  That will show them the true love of God.

For your spiritual edification, enclosed is a printing of the one true Bible.  Feel free to make as many copies of this as you want, and to distribute them freely.

Yours in Our All-Loving God’s Eternal Holy Hate,

Reverend B.C. Loveshade
Pastor of First Baptist Church of Janustown, Texas

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Opinions expressed by an individual member of The Loveshade Family are not necessarily those of all members of the family.  In this case they aren't necessarily the opinion of any responsible person.  Posters used in this article were made by The Loveshade Family.  Reverend Loveshade does not represent all Discordians anymore than the Westboro Bapitist Church represents all Baptists, Christians, or sign-carrying Americans.  We do not advocate violence against anyone, except maybe tasty cabbages.