Emma Watson Can’t Be Sexy!

This photo of Emma Watson is by Georges Biard (and “censored” by us). It is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license.

Emma Watson must stop claiming to be a feminist right now! I don’t care if she has been a champion for women’s rights.  I don’t care if she has a HeForShe campaign for personism or equal rights, or wrote a feminist book, or has been a UN Women’s Goodwill Ambassador.

She posed for Vanity Fair in a photo that shows parts of the bottoms of her breasts.  Her feminism days are over!  Feminists cannot show certain parts of their bodies in public!  They certainly cannot appear to be sexual beings.  Men can, but women can’t.  That’s a fundamental part of feminist thought, that women aren’t allowed to do the same things that men….

Wait.

Emma Watson’s Boobs Prove Why We Still Need Feminism

I acknowledge the Vanity Fair appearance was earlier this year.  However, I believe this still, unfortunately, applies.

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Alden is a philosopher, personist, writer, playwright, screenwriter, director, actor, poet, photographer, dumbek drummer, roleplayer, and educator. Worked for others and freelance as a journalist, investigator, columnist, reviewer, teacher, animal caregiver, photographer, and dishwasher. Claims e doesn’t care about money, but always needs more. Recognized by Phi Theta Kappa, Golden Key International Honor Society, the U. S. Jaycees, and groups of like ilk. They don’t necessarily like em, but they recognize em. Graduated summa cum laude from some university that apparently figured the best way to get rid of em was to graduate em. Alden has worked with Emmy, Oscar, Tony, and Pulitzer Prize Nominees and Winners but they never shared their awards! Alden has dual citizenship in the Principality of Sealand and the United States of America. His official title for Sealand is Lord Alden Loveshade. E thinks that makes em sound impressive.

13 thoughts on “Emma Watson Can’t Be Sexy!

  1. Feminists can be whatever they want! People saying feminists can’t be sexy is just stupid! It’s about being what you want to be!

    • Exactly. So many people think they should tell people they don’t even know what they should and shouldn’t do. Be yourself, be free.
      Ima do my thang.

  2. You are obviously a sexist pig. Feminist can’t be sexist because MEN won’t see anything other than their legs or their boobs! It’s not WOMENS fault, it’s the fault of MEN like you! Women CAN be sexy in PRIVATE, but not in PUBLIC because of sexist pigs like you!

    • Girl, you’re missing the joke. Your saying women should be controlled by men, like you can’t do something cuz your afraid of what some man will think? Women can do what they want.

    • Girl, it’s a joke? Your saying women should be controlled by men, like you can’t do something cuz your afraid of what some man will think? Women can do what they want.

    • You know you are off on this one. Being free to be a woman doesn’t mean you have to worry about what men think, you know? You can be yourself, express yourself how you feel.

  3. Andrea who’s being the sexist pig? You saying you want us men to control what you do? You’re missing the point.

  4. A lot of you ladies miss the point. You want to do everything men can do, but when a woman does that, you insult her.

  5. Girl, it’s a joke? Your saying women should be controlled by men, like you can’t do something cuz your afraid of what some man will think? Women can do what they want.

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