In the preteen stage, the individual goes through changes that are shocking to himself or herself, and to everyone else.
All right, so the articles “Preteen” and “Donald Trump declares Space Force” are not connected. Other than they’re both satire, both on Uncyclopedia, and both written by a member or associate of The Loveshade Family.
“Preteen” by Miley Spears (with help) was chosen as the feature article on Uncyclopedia.
“Everybody will look up in the sky and ask is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Space Force!”
“Donald Trump declares Space Force” by Alden Loveshade (with help) was chosen as the lead UnNews story on Uncyclopedia and appears in a slightly different form on the other Uncyclopedia.
Photo credits appear on the respective articles.
The linked articles do not necessarily reflect the views of The Loveshade Family or of any preteen or resident of planet Earth.