Preteen Space Force

In the preteen stage, the individual goes through changes that are shocking to himself or herself, and to everyone else.

All right, so the articles “Preteen” and “Donald Trump declares Space Force” are not connected.  Other than they’re both satire, both on Uncyclopedia, and both written by a member or associate of The Loveshade Family.

Preteen” by Miley Spears (with help) was chosen as the feature article on Uncyclopedia.

“Everybody will look up in the sky and ask is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Space Force!”

Donald Trump declares Space Force” by Alden Loveshade (with help) was chosen as the lead UnNews story on Uncyclopedia and appears in a slightly different form on the other Uncyclopedia.

Enjoy.

Photo credits appear on the respective articles.

The linked articles do not necessarily reflect the views of The Loveshade Family or of any preteen or resident of planet Earth.

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15 Responses to Preteen Space Force

  1. Miley Spears says:

    Thanks for linking to those? I don’t know why I didn’t put up links, just didn’t think about it.

    Preteen Space Force could be interesting!

  2. Dolphin Blue says:

    Both funny articles! I really liked Preteen it’s totally true! 😀

    • Pet Girl says:

      Totally true. Right. All those zombie vampire sniper kids? But it is funny.

  3. Pay Paul says:

    If Dona’d Trump had a Space Force he’d make it preteens. He doesn’t like anybody he can’t overpower.

  4. TawTew the Naturally Perfumed says:

    They are both fun articles and both true! In some sense.

  5. Pet Girl says:

    Space Force is funny because it’s mostly true!

  6. Anna Mae says:

    Congrats on getting your comedy articles published!

  7. Angel Ghist says:

    Space Force is what we need to stop all the gay alien minority preteens!

  8. Brian USA says:

    To infinity and beyonce!

  9. Gregory Jedi says:

    Use the Force, Pretyy Preteens!

  10. Pope Hilde says:

    Both are great articles.

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