Category Archives: Discordian and Ek-sen-trik

King of the Internet

Michael Lee Viviano, creator of the Trynser Wiki, already declared me King of the Wiki. Now Sannse, who’s Staff at Fandom (formerly Wikia), has named me King of the Internet! Does this mean I get to tax everybody online? Crown … Continue reading

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Order of the Pineapple 2019: Brenton Clutterbuck

It is time once again to announce the winner of the Order of the Pineapple. (This is only awarded once a year on January 18 aka Pat Pineapple Day). The honoree for 2019: Brenton Clutterbuck. Brenton Clutterbuck, self-proclaimed gonzo anthropologist, … Continue reading

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Alden Loveshade End of the Year Letter 2018

Sometimes the ending is like the beginning. First month of year: Crazy chickens.  They had plenty of room to roost at night on nice perches in their own chicken house.  But while most of them perched on the perches, others … Continue reading

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FM Mind Control

“In telecommunications including radio, frequency modulation (FM) is the encoding of information in a carrier wave by varying the instantaneous frequency of the wave. In practice, it is used as a form of mind control.” This article featured on the … Continue reading

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Mel Gibbon

Is Australian-American movie actor, director, producer Mel Gibson actually a gibbon?  Or is Mel Gibbon actually a Gibson?  And what do Mad Max, Lethal Weapon, The Passion of the Christ, Planet of the Apes and the Marx Brothers have in … Continue reading

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Preteen Space Force

All right, so the articles “Preteen” and “Donald Trump declares Space Force” are not connected.  Other than they’re both satire, both on Uncyclopedia, and both written by a member or associate of The Loveshade Family. “Preteen” by Miley Spears (with … Continue reading

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X-Day is Coming. Are You?

“X-Day is a traditional part of the Church of the SubGenius, a religion formed as a parody of cults and extreme religious groups, and their pamphlets and claims. X-Day fell on July 5, 1998, the scheduled ‘end of the world’ … Continue reading

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Order of the Pineapple 2018: Gypsie Skripto and Toby Bruno

It is time once again to announce the 2018 winners of the Order of the Pineapple. (This is only awarded once a year on January 18 aka Pat Pineapple Day). The honorees for 2018 are: Gypsie Skripto and Toby Bruno. … Continue reading

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Reverend Loveshade and Ms. M.C. and Baby Three

All names in this entry are Discordian names. It’s baby number three! Ms. M.C. gave birth to Cobbraven at 19.54 UTC Tuesday, 26 Dec. 2017. Cobbraven weighed in at 3,855 grams (8.5 lbs.) and was 51.8 cm long (20.4 inches).  … Continue reading

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Stop the Church of the SubGenius!

Slacking Towards Bethlehem is a “fake news” propaganda documentary under development. It blasphemously claims Rev. Ivan Stang, Dr. Philo Drummond, and Dr. X founded the Church of the SubGenius instead of J.R. “Bob” Dobbs and Constance Marsh “Connie” Dobbs! The … Continue reading

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