Category Archives: Family and Friends

Woodstock on the Moon

Woodstock on the Moon is coming soon to a planet near you! Frankly, we hesitated posting this because it’s invitation only.  Even the real date was hidden until very recently (and then, by an urgent request, was quickly hidden again–ignore … Continue reading

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Loveshade Sockpuppet Purge

We are very sorry and want to apologize to all those targeted in The Loveshade Sockpuppet Purge on Fandom/Wikia and other websites. We don’t know how many people have been blocked from editing two versions of Uncyclopedia and other websites. … Continue reading

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Orange Sun, Grey Sky

I just learned a short story I submitted for an anthology was accepted. The collection will include science fiction, fantasy, and/or horror all under a theme. My story, “Orange Sun, Grey Sky,” follows a young woman named Ostra starting a … Continue reading

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King of the Internet

Michael Lee Viviano, creator of the Trynser Wiki, already declared me King of the Wiki. Now Sannse, who’s Staff at Fandom (formerly Wikia), has named me King of the Internet! Does this mean I get to tax everybody online? Crown … Continue reading

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Order of the Pineapple 2019: Brenton Clutterbuck

It is time once again to announce the winner of the Order of the Pineapple. (This is only awarded once a year on January 18 aka Pat Pineapple Day). The honoree for 2019: Brenton Clutterbuck. Brenton Clutterbuck, self-proclaimed gonzo anthropologist, … Continue reading

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Alden Loveshade End of the Year Letter 2018

Sometimes the ending is like the beginning. First month of year: Crazy chickens.  They had plenty of room to roost at night on nice perches in their own chicken house.  But while most of them perched on the perches, others … Continue reading

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I Faced My Fear

This will sound really trivial, but to me it’s not. I love the western television program Have Gun Will Travel. It stars Richard Boone as Paladin, a term fans of fantasy roleplaying may well recognize as referring to an honorable … Continue reading

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The Flood and the Useless Path

My home is in danger of flooding. That’s what I faced yesterday afternoon. If you don’t know, I live in the country in Texas. We’ve had record rain the past couple of weeks; not record for the year, but for … Continue reading

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Mel Gibbon

Is Australian-American movie actor, director, producer Mel Gibson actually a gibbon?  Or is Mel Gibbon actually a Gibson?  And what do Mad Max, Lethal Weapon, The Passion of the Christ, Planet of the Apes and the Marx Brothers have in … Continue reading

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Preteen Space Force

All right, so the articles “Preteen” and “Donald Trump declares Space Force” are not connected.  Other than they’re both satire, both on Uncyclopedia, and both written by a member or associate of The Loveshade Family. “Preteen” by Miley Spears (with … Continue reading

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