Category Archives: Religion and Philosophy

Order of the Pineapple 2019: Brenton Clutterbuck

It is time once again to announce the winner of the Order of the Pineapple. (This is only awarded once a year on January 18 aka Pat Pineapple Day). The honoree for 2019: Brenton Clutterbuck. Brenton Clutterbuck, self-proclaimed gonzo anthropologist, … Continue reading

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The Statue of Liberty

The New Colossus Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame, With conquering limbs astride from land to land; Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame Is the imprisoned lightning, and … Continue reading

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The Flood and the Useless Path

My home is in danger of flooding. That’s what I faced yesterday afternoon. If you don’t know, I live in the country in Texas. We’ve had record rain the past couple of weeks; not record for the year, but for … Continue reading

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Preteen Space Force

All right, so the articles “Preteen” and “Donald Trump declares Space Force” are not connected.  Other than they’re both satire, both on Uncyclopedia, and both written by a member or associate of The Loveshade Family. “Preteen” by Miley Spears (with … Continue reading

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For Father’s Day America Steals Children

United States Attorney General Jeff Sessions is using a Bible verse to justify ripping children away from their parents. They’ll hint the parents might not get their children back. The government actually admits they’re using this as a threat. What … Continue reading

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X-Day is Coming. Are You?

“X-Day is a traditional part of the Church of the SubGenius, a religion formed as a parody of cults and extreme religious groups, and their pamphlets and claims. X-Day fell on July 5, 1998, the scheduled ‘end of the world’ … Continue reading

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Donald Trump is The Best at Everything

How many times have you heard Donald Trump brag about how terrific he is? Here’s more. An opinion of a member or associate of The Loveshade Family does not necessarily reflect the views of the whole family. The image of … Continue reading

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White Evangelical Christian Hypocrisy

If you want to skip my introduction, you can go and read John Pavlovitz’s editorial White Evangelicals, This is Why People Are Through With You. If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s hypocrisy.  If you recall, Jesus of Nazareth … Continue reading

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Order of the Pineapple 2018: Gypsie Skripto and Toby Bruno

It is time once again to announce the 2018 winners of the Order of the Pineapple. (This is only awarded once a year on January 18 aka Pat Pineapple Day). The honorees for 2018 are: Gypsie Skripto and Toby Bruno. … Continue reading

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Stop the Church of the SubGenius!

Slacking Towards Bethlehem is a “fake news” propaganda documentary under development. It blasphemously claims Rev. Ivan Stang, Dr. Philo Drummond, and Dr. X founded the Church of the SubGenius instead of J.R. “Bob” Dobbs and Constance Marsh “Connie” Dobbs! The … Continue reading

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