Anonymous No More
I hereby give notice that I am formally and publicly disassociating myself from Anonymous Hackers.
I do not believe in nor do I support the disruption of freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and freedom of the press when the exercise of such freedoms does not interfere with the rights of others. I do not believe in the interference of fundamental freedoms in the guise of protecting those freedoms whether that interference is made by a governmental or non-governmental individual or organization.
I am not by this notice disassociating myself from, nor am I acknowledging any association with, the Cult of the Dead Cow, Umbra Data and the Dark Side Intelligence, LulzSec, Twitter Anonymous, the Sinister League of Evil Badguys, Hacktivismo, the Illuminati, or Terrorists for Truth.
Nothing in this declaration shall be construed as indicating participation in any illegal activity, whether in the United States of America, the United Kingdom, Australia, or any other country or portion of the world.
I also hereby give notice that I do not intend to reveal the legal names, pseudonyms, locations, methods, or plans of any members of any of these groups, nor do I acknowledge having any such knowledge whatsoever.
Posted at 23:23 UTC on the 17th of April in the year 2012 CE/Discord 34, Year of Our Lady of Discord 3178
’Anonymous should take a leaf out of the IRA’s method of operation and use a cellular structure, with only 3 or 4 in each cell so if there is a snitch in the organization it has minimal damage.’
- Stephen, St. Ives, England, 07/3/2012 02:33
Image from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Anonymous_at_Scientology_in_Los_Angeles.jpg
(Remember, this cellular structure is a fundamental part of the origin and success of Discordianism).

I just got my advance copy of
A while back I was fascinated by this family photo of two young girls in fancy dresses with two artificial snowmen. Somehow the image got transformed in my mind. I imagined them wearing typical winter clothing as they built a snowman in the yard, and linked that image to how sexism begins at birth: "is it a boy or a girl?"
I, Alden Loveshade, was made a Lord of Sealand. That leaves the obvious question: what does that mean? And is Sealand the world's smallest nation, or an unofficial micronation?
I'm a Graduate! It took me five years but I finally got my degree. I majored in Education with a lot of English and some Psychology. I plan to teach elementary school if you didn't know.
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This from our most recent
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We weren't going to even mention this, but....
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See our
We expose even more Bizarre stuff in our second part!
In it we expose:
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I hope everyone has a blessed Yule and a Merry Christmas!