Anonymous No More
I hereby give notice that I am formally and publicly disassociating myself from Anonymous Hackers.
I do not believe in nor do I support the disruption of freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and freedom of the press when the exercise of such freedoms does not interfere with the rights of others. I do not believe in the interference of fundamental freedoms in the guise of protecting those freedoms whether that interference is made by a governmental or non-governmental individual or organization.
I am not by this notice disassociating myself from, nor am I acknowledging any association with, the Cult of the Dead Cow, Umbra Data and the Dark Side Intelligence, LulzSec, Twitter Anonymous, the Sinister League of Evil Badguys, Hacktivismo, the Illuminati, or Terrorists for Truth.
Nothing in this declaration shall be construed as indicating participation in any illegal activity, whether in the United States of America, the United Kingdom, Australia, or any other country or portion of the world.
I also hereby give notice that I do not intend to reveal the legal names, pseudonyms, locations, methods, or plans of any members of any of these groups, nor do I acknowledge having any such knowledge whatsoever.
Posted at 23:23 UTC on the 17th of April in the year 2012 CE/Discord 34, Year of Our Lady of Discord 3178
’Anonymous should take a leaf out of the IRA’s method of operation and use a cellular structure, with only 3 or 4 in each cell so if there is a snitch in the organization it has minimal damage.’
- Stephen, St. Ives, England, 07/3/2012 02:33
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(Remember, this cellular structure is a fundamental part of the origin and success of Discordianism).
A while back I was fascinated by this family photo of two young girls in fancy dresses with two artificial snowmen. Somehow the image got transformed in my mind. I imagined them wearing typical winter clothing as they built a snowman in the yard, and linked that image to how sexism begins at birth: "is it a boy or a girl?"
Westboro Baptist Church
A group of anonymous types flooded YouTube with pornographic videos. It was bound to happen sooner or later. In this case, many of them were hidden. A video might start out as a kid vid, then in the middle switch to porn.
Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell told voters, "I'm not a witch." What does that mean?
A federal judge not only struck down California's Proposition 8 (2008), which disallowed same-sex marriage. But the ruling not only said that homosexual marriage should be allowed, it challenged the very concept of gay marriage.
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Constance McMillen wanted to go to her high school prom with her girlfriend. She wanted to wear a tuxedo. The Itawamba County Agricultural High School faced a dilemma. Their policy said no same-sex couples, and no cross dressing.
Gay Marriage in California has been a merry-go-round in just the last year.
In 1920, America approved a constitutional amendment that meant the prohibition of alcohol. In 1929, the stock market crashed into the Great Depression. In 1933, America revoked the amendment, and made alcohol legal again. By 1936, the American economy (with the exception of still lower employment) had improved so much it was back to pre-crash levels.
Connecticut is set to become the fourth U. S. state (if you don't count California) to legally recognize same-sex marriage.
Filmmaker George Kalman tried to register the name "I Choose Hell Productions" with the state of Pennsylvania. It was rejected because of a state law that prohibits names containing profanity or blasphemy.
"A group of up to 300 young men have burned to death 11 people suspected of being witches and wizards in western Kenya — in some cases slitting their victims' throats or clubbing them to death before burning their bodies, officials said."
The Holy Bible says nothing against polygamy--in fact, many of the greatest spiritual leaders and men of God were polygamists. Even King David, the man after God's own heart in Christian and Jewish faith, practiced it.
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I've been trying for three days to come up with something poignant, clever, insightful, and moving about the passing of Robert Anton Wilson. For three days, I've failed. But I would be remiss if I let another day pass and posted nothing.

Dancasso, art editor for our book-in-progress
Who will be the next Ruler of the World? Who are Discordians for Jesus? Will Planet X be named Eris? Did a prostitute really get named as a saint? And do we really need a new Art Editor?