Order of the Pineapple Winners 2014

DisOrder of the Pineapple

Yes, it’s time to announce the new inductees into the Order of the Pineapple:

His Wholiness the Rev. DrJon and Miley Spears.

Miley Spears: She wrote or co-wrote “Discordianism” and got two articles on Discordian American Princesses featured on Uncyclopedia, and was the primary influence behind making DAPs its own category.  Miley wrote or co-wrote Discordian items for Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht, s23.org wiki, Urban Dictionary, and Intermittens Magazine, and also writes for Wikipedia.

His Wholiness the Rev. DrJon (aka Rev. DrJon Swabey): He compiled what is probably the 21st century’s first Discordian tome Apocrypha Discordia which included both new and old-but-previously-unknown Discordian material.  DrJon retrieved an early version (thought at the time to be  the first) of Principia Discordia, and wrote an outroduction for the first hardback edition since 1976 for Principia Discordia.

The Order, sometimes called the DisOrder of the Pineapple, began in 1982 and is awarded on 18 January.  It was begun by the Ek-sen-triks Cluborguild and honors those who have given extraordinary service in “the participatorial study of comedic attitudes and eccentric tendencies.”

Last year’s winners were Adam Gorightly and S. John Ross (Pope Leo), and other winners this decade were Alan Moore, Dr. Demento, Professor Cramulus, Professor Mu-Chao, R. Crumb, and Sondra London.  So far no one’s turned down the award — without quoting Groucho Marx.

Congratulations to the new winners! Remember to eat something having to with pineapple on January 18!

See all the winners and more info at op.loveshade.org


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9 Responses to Order of the Pineapple Winners 2014

  1. Miley Spears says:

    Thank you, thank you, thank you! You know, I couldn’t fit this pineapple in my bag, but I did find this award totally cool, so, thank you guys very much. I promise if I see The Midget twerking, I will try to spank his behind.

    • For those who don’t get Miley’s reference, Miley Ray Cyrus very recently said something very similar (and apparently lit a joint) upon receiving an award, and recently apparently spanked a twerking little person.

  2. Congratulations from one O.P. to others. You both really deserve it! Now where is my pina colata?

    Lorien Loveshade alias Princess Unicornia O.P.

  3. Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko says:

    Congratulations from one O.P. to others. You both really deserve it! Now where did Lorien put my pina colata?

    Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko, O.P.

  4. TawTew the Naturally Perfumed says:

    Congratulations to you both! You both well deserve it! But’s it’s especially nice to see my girl Miley get it!

  5. DrJon’s response:


    Thank you for your touching recognition, however it is with great regret that, due to the St. Groucho Principle, i must sadly decline the honour of “The Order of the Pineapple”.

    Yrs, &etc.,
    Martin Luther Blissett Jr.
    Committee for Public Safety

    • For those who don’t get DrJon’s reference to the St. Groucho Principle, Groucho Marx said,

      “I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.”

  6. Pet Girl says:

    Congratulations to Miley and DrJon! You both really deserve the award for all you’ve done.

  7. Vernon K Avaritt III says:

    mazeltov to both of you

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