X-Day is Coming. Are You?

“X-Day is a traditional part of the Church of the SubGenius, a religion formed as a parody of cults and extreme religious groups, and their pamphlets and claims. X-Day fell on July 5, 1998, the scheduled ‘end of the world’ and has been celebrated on July 5 each year since then. From its inception in 1980, the Church had prophesied that an army of alien invaders (known as the “X-ists” or “Men From Planet X”) would land on the planet Earth and destroy the world of “normals”, “pinks”, and “glorps,” while the members of the Church of the SubGenius would be rescued by the aliens and taken away into space.” — Wikipedia

The X-Day Devival actually begins before July 5. Don’t be late!

X-Day 21 poster as seen at the link above is used to illustrate the event; no threat to copyright is intended.

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About Miley Spears

I'm a Discordian American Princess, an editor of several Wikis, admin of The Discordian Wiki and SubGenius Wikia Clench, a college graduate, and a member of the Order of The Pineapple. Learn more about me at my website www.mileyspears.com
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15 Responses to X-Day is Coming. Are You?

  1. I had thought about going to this last year, but a close relative was hospitalized and I wanted to be available for em. I don’t have that excuse this year. But frankly, I have too many things to do here. I hope it goes well for those who go.

  2. TawTew the Naturally Perfumed says:

    I hope you have fun!

  3. Rev. Bootie says:

    I hear this year X-Day will have rape gangs. Good times.

    • SubGenius Slacker says:

      If Miley and her sockpuppet cousins show up, they’ll learn what rape gangs are for.

  4. Pope Hilde says:

    I hope to get to X-Day one of these years, but unfortunately not this year.

  5. K'taden Legume says:

    Miley Sperms and her sisters can ride my d***!

    (One word censored, see posting policy)

  6. If you go to X-Day and people think you’re in any way associated with moi, bring body guards. Too many SubG’s don’t get Stang and Drummond’s vision, and instead use the church as an excuse for insulting and hate mongering. Personally, I’ll stick with my hippie love Discordians, but to each their own.

  7. James X-Day says:

    Bobbie Girls gonna ruin everything unless we stop them. You bitches stay away if you know what’s good for you.

  8. Connie Dobbs says:

    I’ll be coming! 😉

  9. I won’t be there this year. Still in prison with Rosey Tiger. Good times.

  10. Rev. Jesus Fup says:

    Pay no attention to the haters. The old fogey SubGeniuses resent anybody coming up with new ideas, even if they are from 1953.

  11. Pope Hilde says:

    Pleasure saucers not come this year? You’re lucky! Don’t take a chance next year sign up!

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  13. Amö Amon says:

    What’s coming is the End of the so-called Loveshade Family. The truth is coming so be warned. You’re all going to be exposed all one of you.

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