King of the Internet

Posted on 2019/03/13 by Alden Loveshade

Michael Lee Viviano, creator of the Trynser Wiki, already declared me King of the Wiki.

Now Sannse, who’s Staff at Fandom (formerly Wikia), has named me King of the Internet!

Does this mean I get to tax everybody online?

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About Alden Loveshade

Alden is a philosopher, personist, writer, playwright, screenwriter, director, actor, poet, photographer, dumbek drummer, roleplayer, and educator. Worked for others and freelance as a journalist, investigator, columnist, reviewer, teacher, animal caregiver, photographer, and dishwasher. Claims e doesn’t care about money, but always needs more. Recognized by Phi Theta Kappa, Golden Key International Honor Society, the U. S. Jaycees, and groups of like ilk. They don’t necessarily like em, but they recognize em. Graduated summa cum laude from some university that apparently figured the best way to get rid of em was to graduate em. Alden has worked with Emmy, Oscar, Tony, and Pulitzer Prize Nominees and Winners but they never shared their awards! Alden has dual citizenship in the Principality of Sealand and the United States of America. His official title for Sealand is Lord Alden Loveshade. E thinks that makes em sound impressive.
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13 Responses to King of the Internet

  1. Miley Spears says:
    2019/03/14 at 03:39

    I’m Discordian American Princess to the Stars so I guess you can be King of the Internet! And if Sannse said it’s so, it’s so!

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  2. Dr. Sinister Craven says:
    2019/03/14 at 04:14

    Just make me your mad scientist. I want five labs, big labs. I’ll make you some taxpayers.

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  3. TawTew the Naturally Perfumed says:
    2019/03/14 at 12:40

    Congratulations your Majesty!

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  4. Barack "Birth Certificate of Approval" Obama says:
    2019/03/14 at 16:06

    As a Kenyan American Ex-President, I want to support you in your inauguration as King of the Internet. I fully support your elevation, and urge all Americans and citizens throughout the world to send you all of their tax money. Please, everyone, do this now.

    (And remember to send me 33% of the cut)

    Celebrity impersonation

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  5. Pope Hilde says:
    2019/03/14 at 18:48

    I was declared pope, so you can be declared king. I don’t know about sending you tax money, though.

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  6. Pet Girl says:
    2019/03/14 at 19:32

    Can I be Tigress Queen?

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  7. Dharma says:
    2019/03/14 at 20:34

    Can you make me Princess of Youtube?

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  8. Mose the Nose says:
    2019/03/15 at 03:52

    Congratulations.

    Reply
  9. Rev. Bootie says:
    2019/03/15 at 11:33

    I’m the King of the World. So what’s your point?

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  10. Vannessa Varginia says:
    2019/03/20 at 07:57

    Can I be your Queen?

    Reply
  11. Wilbur Postman says:
    2019/03/27 at 20:32

    I like how you mix humor with helpfulness in your posts. I will bookmark your site and check again here frequently. I’m quite sure I’ll learn many new stuff right here and have some laughs! Good luck for the next!

    Reply
  12. Clint Z says:
    2019/03/28 at 04:38

    FIne, you can be internet king, I want to be absolute Dictator of the World.

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