The Loveshade Family End of the Year 2020

As we did last year, this is highlights from our various lives. (And yes, Virginia, some of us are actually real, flesh-and-blood people!)

FAMILY MEMBERS

Alden Loveshade: I had a story and some articles published, have a few books I wrote/co-wrote/edited/copy edited, and did more stuff you can learn about here.

Alien Loveshade aka BloodStar: (Currently far away from the COVID-19 planet).

Gamemaster Loveshade: (No Comment)

Lorien Loveshade: I got married! Herbie and I started dating years ago on an August 6. Then we had a long break and then we got married on August 6 this year! It was a virtual wedding but Herbie and my new kids Emma and Christopher and best friend Mindy were all here because we live together anyway! Teaching young elementary school students through distance learning is very different! Really it is hard for both me and the kids but we are doing our best!

Reverend Loveshade: I’m still living happily ever after with the clan at Rosenteeth Commune including my sother Ms. M.C., our daughters Puffletoes Twinkleton and Wunderkätzchen and our son Cobbraven. I’m still writing fake news and my lady is still teaching real news. Because all of us here have been in close contact with each other for a long time, we do at least get some sort of a social life. But I definitely miss big get-togethers!

We disbanded the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild! That was effective at 5 minutes and 37 seconds after midnight UTC on Nude Years Day of 2020 (AD 1 January 2020 or 1 Chaos 3186 YOLD). The anti-establishment tends to become the establishment in 25 years, and it was formed in 1994, so time to go. But we formed the new, 2020, Erisian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild! You can smell the difference.

The infamous Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht, the book that was part of an FBI investigation, did not return this year as we had hoped. Somehow, 2020 didn’t have the vision it was supposed to have. But maybe in 2021!

ASSOCIATES

Dr. Sinister Craven: The book that tells the truth of what really happened to a famous church is nearly finished. It may be out this year. And I am not really in prison with Rosey Tiger that’s just a rumor.

Miley Spears: Remember I was going into the Peace Corps? My training was supposed to start, then COVID-19 hit! I had already quit my job and everything. It  sucked! But I know it affected many, many people. So I’m still editing wikis until I can finally get in if it even works out. And I’m helping with a couple of books I can’t talk about yet. Maybe soon!

Mindy Yuko: Do you know what it’s like practicing in a professional orchestra when you’re supposed to be practicing social distancing? It doesn’t work! So I’m keeping my flute in practice and playing guitar for fun.

Loveshade X: Unlike the rest of you, I am not a flesh and blood person. I gave that s*** up years ago. Thing change when you’re over 200 f***ing years old.

Did the Early Church of the SubGenius arise this year like I propagandized prophecized it would? Of course it did! We infiltrated X-Day they couldn’t stop us! Now we’re pinning down who started this whole COVID-19 s**t, and believe me, it wasn’t the government of [REDACTED]! The Truth is Out There!

Graphics by Alden Loveshade

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17 Responses to The Loveshade Family End of the Year 2020

  1. Thanks for posting nieces/nephews/brothers/sisters/uncles/nephews/friends/Romans/countrymen.

    Alden: No comments to myself.

    Alien: Come back to Earth after the pandemic’s over!

    Gamemaster: Is there anybody out there?

    Lorien: Congratulations once again on your wedding!

    Reverend: One of these days I’ll try to get there and see Rosenteeth in person.

    Dr. S.C.: Rosey Tiger said the same thing. About the book and the prison.

    Miley: You’ve been hit with the worst timing. I hope it works out for you soon!

    Mindy: I hope things work out for you and the orchestra soon!

    Loveshade X: Flesh and blood isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

  2. TGGR says:

    You’re all the same person. Only one of you is flesh and blood.

  3. Smiley Day Eris says:

    Ignore the haters. If you believe in yourself anything is possible. Merry Christmas to the family!

  4. Taw Tew the Naturally Perfumed says:

    I want to write a message to all of you, but right now I don’t have much time. I’ve been happy to have met many of you in person, and perhaps some day will meet the rest.

    This is Yule, the first day of winter for those of us in the north, or Midsummer, the first day of summer in the south.

    Blessed be and Happy Yule!
    Blessed be and Happy Midsummer!

  5. Miley Spears says:

    None of us even talked about missing the Gathering! Of course it was cancelled because it just wouldn’t be the same without really getting together and we couldn’t do that this year. I hope we can next year if I’m not in the Peace Corps finally!

    Everybody have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

  6. Dolphin Blue says:

    Happy Yule and Happy Newd Year everybody!

  7. Douglas Phillips says:

    I look forward to seeing to what dimensions your imaginations go. Keep me informed, and have a terrific 2021!

  8. NesQuikie says:

    Love your stuff, hate the year. Go 2021!

  9. This is one year where I will remember the numbers. 2020 we will not forget.

    It has been a difficult year but for me also a very happy one. I am happy and proud to be the wife of such a wonderful man and the new mothers of such wonderful children.

    I hope all of us have a great 2021!

    Blessed be!

  10. Dr. Sinister Craven says:

    Happy Hanukah everyone!

  11. Mindy Yuko says:

    Happy Holidays One and All!

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