Alien Loveshade aka BloodStar: (Currently 2000 light years from home).
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Lorien Loveshade: Herbie and I celebrated our one year wedding anniversary! Emma and Christopher are growing so fast. Christopher is in the same grade I teach which is first grade but he is not in my class. Emma is in second grade which I used to teach. They are our children but they are mine by adoption. Herbie likes working at home but might be back in an office soon. He really misses doing magic and juggling but he does them in a book! My character in a different book with Aldens character plays a violin but Herbie is not at all jealous. But really I only know a little about playing which Mindy who lives with us taught me.
Herbie and Mindy are both members of my coven where I am High Priestess. Our 13th anniversary as a coven is today! Mindy and I were charter members when we began on December 21 in 2008. I joined my first coven in 2001 which is 20 years ago. I cannot believe it has been that long! Blessed Be!
Reverend Loveshade: Guess who’s been bringing you fake news for 10 years? Yes, friends, that’s how long I’ve been paid to do it for [REDACTED]. Longest working gig I’ve ever had. By far. But if I told you the publisher, it would be the end of my gig (Company Policy Set in Stone: DO NOT TELL PEOPLE YOU WRITE FOR US BECAUSE OUR REPORTERS’ NAMES ARE ALL FAKE!). Ms. M.C. is still my sother and still teaching and still holding our family together. Daughter Puffletoes Twinkleton is now more mature than I am. Es new phrase is, “Oh, Daddy, you’re so immature”. Daughter number two Wunderkätzchen and number one son Cobbraven haven’t reached that stage. Yet. We, and maybe other members of our Rosenteeth Commune, are hoping to fly across the pond next year from the U.K. to the U.S. of A. Rainbow Grove, anyone?
Every year, we say the infamous, American FBI- and CIA-investigation-inspired, Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht, may come out “next year”, then it doesn’t, right? So this year we’re saying there’s not a Chance in Hell the book will come out in 2022. So don’t look for it!
Also don’t look for me in a crowd in Cyrano! (And for Goddess’ sake don’t tell Alden I’m in the movie. E was told by a director years ago e should play Cyrano de Bergerac. I think e’s either too tall, or e doesn’t have a long enough…nose).
Dr. Sinister Craven: The book that tells the truth of what really happened to a famous church is nearly finished. It may be out this year. And I am not really in prison with Rosey Tiger that’s just a rumor.
Miley Spears: I am still not in the Peace Corps! I was of course ready to start when COVID-19 hit. They say maybe next year? I’m still an admin at Wikipedia and several other wikis, and a priestess in a coven. And I’m still waiting for a couple of books I helped with to come out? Waiting, waiting, waiting. Maybe soon!
Mindy Yuko: COVID-19 changed my instrument! Our orchestra where I was a flautist didn’t perform for a while. But I’m now in one where I play violin!
Loveshade X: The Modern Church of the SubGenius is in for a big surprise this coming year. The Early Church may be….