Author Archives: Miley Spears

About Miley Spears

I'm a Discordian American Princess, an editor of several Wikis, admin of The Discordian Wiki and SubGenius Wikia Clench, a college graduate, and a member of the Order of The Pineapple. Learn more about me at my website www.mileyspears.com

Save The OA

Netflix said The OA is being cancelled! That’s after only two seasons and with a cliffhanger ending. Wikipedia says: “The OA is an American mystery drama web television series with science fiction, supernatural and fantasy elements. The OA debuted on … Continue reading

Posted in Discordian and Ek-sen-trik, Family and Friends, Media and News, Religion and Philosophy | Tagged , , , , , , | 5 Comments

The Mystery of Screaming Schoolgirls in Malaysia

A 17-year-old schoolgirl felt a sharp pain in her back, thought she saw a face of pure evil, and passed out. Or did she pass out before she saw the face? Whatever it, it spread, with dozens of girls screaming. … Continue reading

Posted in Discordian and Ek-sen-trik, Health and Medical, Media and News, Religion and Philosophy | Tagged , , , | 7 Comments

For Father’s Day America Steals Children

United States Attorney General Jeff Sessions is using a Bible verse to justify ripping children away from their parents. They’ll hint the parents might not get their children back. The government actually admits they’re using this as a threat. What … Continue reading

Posted in Crime and Punishment, Family and Friends, Love and Sex, Media and News, Politics and War, Religion and Philosophy, Uncategorized | Tagged , , | 14 Comments

X-Day is Coming. Are You?

“X-Day is a traditional part of the Church of the SubGenius, a religion formed as a parody of cults and extreme religious groups, and their pamphlets and claims. X-Day fell on July 5, 1998, the scheduled ‘end of the world’ … Continue reading

Posted in Discordian and Ek-sen-trik, Love and Sex, Politics and War, Religion and Philosophy | Tagged , , , , | 15 Comments

SCOTUS Strikes Down Ban on Politics at Polling Places

The United States Supreme Court said Minnesota’s ban on political clothing at polling places was too broad and vague. SCOTUS Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr.said: “A shirt declaring ‘All Lives Matter,‘ we are told, could be ‘perceived’ as political. … Continue reading

Posted in Crime and Punishment, Media and News, Politics and War | Tagged , , , , | 12 Comments

Babies Can Consent: 16-Year-Olds Can’t

  In some parts of Australia, 15 year olds aren’t old enough to give consent to another person doing things with their genitals. In other parts, 16 year olds aren’t old enough.  In some cases, neither are 17 year olds. … Continue reading

Posted in Crime and Punishment, Health and Medical, Love and Sex | Tagged , , , , | 16 Comments

Chinese Zoo Visitors Kill Kangaroos

If you had any doubt that zoos in China are often terrible, you should have no doubt now. Visitors wanted some kangaroos to hop for their entertainment. When they didn’t, the visitors threw rocks at them. One helpless kangaroo was … Continue reading

Posted in Crime and Punishment, Media and News, Politics and War | Tagged , , | 15 Comments

Donald Trump is The Best at Everything

How many times have you heard Donald Trump brag about how terrific he is? Here’s more. An opinion of a member or associate of The Loveshade Family does not necessarily reflect the views of the whole family. The image of … Continue reading

Posted in Crime and Punishment, Media and News, Politics and War, Religion and Philosophy | Tagged , | 12 Comments

School Says Girls Can’t Say No

A Utah girl told her mother she couldn’t refuse if a boy asked her to dance at a Valentine’s Day event at her school. The mother complained to her Kanesville Elementary school principal because telling a sixth grade girl she … Continue reading

Posted in Crime and Punishment, Education and Learning, Love and Sex | Tagged , , , , , | 13 Comments

Stop the Church of the SubGenius!

Slacking Towards Bethlehem is a “fake news” propaganda documentary under development. It blasphemously claims Rev. Ivan Stang, Dr. Philo Drummond, and Dr. X founded the Church of the SubGenius instead of J.R. “Bob” Dobbs and Constance Marsh “Connie” Dobbs! The … Continue reading

Posted in Discordian and Ek-sen-trik, Religion and Philosophy | Tagged , , , , | 40 Comments